Recollection

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

The best pickup lines are the ones that are so retarded that you have no choice but to laugh. 

QUESTION: What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever heard or used?

BEST ANSWERS:

cutelin answered: did your dad have sex with a carrot? ‘cause you have great eyes.

thedreadedhorde answered: Excuse Me, Do You Work in Subway? Cuz you just gave me a Footlong.

heidibalangue answered: Are you looking for a stud? Because I got the STD, all I need is U.

Although my schedule isn’t busy this weekend, I feel the pressure of starting some homework so that I won’t suffer this upcoming week of school… so not an ideal way of spending my free weekend. D: 

Annoyed because some people just, I don’t know, annoy me D: It’s not even my business but whatever. Let’s just say that some people are just so lame that … they’re lame haha lame, lame, lame Okay I know I’m ranting off on something totally away from what’s supposed to be nothing but seriously… grow up. 

goodnight (: